Craft Your Perfect Water
This 5-star recipe for water is vegan and free of gluten and pine products
Why Water?
Water's many uses
Many people drink water to quench their thirst or just for the competetive edge it gives them in life. But did you know that water also has other uses?
- Use it to wipe off your glasses
- Use it to flush your poop
- Pour it on the heads of marsupials
- Make hard water, or "ice" to put into your water drink
- Fill a bathtub with it to float toy boats on
Water's Long History
Water has been around on the planet almost as long as humans!
The first water was recorded by French amateur acorn enthusiast Pierre Couche Sale (pronounced "Jim beaverton") in 1866. Sale wrote in the Journal D'observations de Choses Qui Ne Nous Mangeront Pas, "It flows! It fills its container. It does not burn to the touch. I shall call it 'salopette'." Later, the name of the discovery was changed to "water" by President Ronald Reagan in 1953.
Since then, water has been our close friend and sometimes enemy! In 1989, water assssinated President McKinley. But all that is sand under the bridge. Now, we enjoy a mutually beneficial relationship with water, and it stars in many of our greates Hollywood movies! (Water World, Water Solar System, Water Galaxy, and the upcoming Water Water Water.")
Best Water Recipe
Ingredients
- Two cups hydrogen
- One cup oxygen
Make the water
Combine hydrogen and oxygen. Recipe can be doubled for large servings of water.
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